Questions
Asked often. Answered once.
Is this real?
It’s satire you can buy. You get a named spot on a shared map, a deed and a share link. It has no real, legal or spiritual value.
Do I need an account?
No. You pay with a card and get your plot link and a private management link by email.
Can I get a refund?
Yes, within 14 days of purchase, for any reason. You get everything back and your plot goes back on the market.
What will I see on my card statement?
Our payment provider’s name and PLOTINHELL, not Satan’s. He’s shy. Your receipt email says Satan Realty and lists what you bought.
Why do prices differ by country?
We price by country so the joke costs about the same everywhere. Your country is detected automatically from your connection, and inside the EU and the EEA everyone pays the same.
Can I change my name or epitaph later?
Yes, any time, from the private link in your confirmation email.
Can I get my deed in another language?
Yes. Download it again from your private link and pick a language.
Is my email public?
No. Only the name you choose for the map is public.
Can I buy a plot for someone else?
Soon. Gift a Plot opens after launch: they’ll get a link and pick their own name.
What happens when a district fills up?
A new one opens in the Annex. The first 66 plots there are 30% off.
Is this making fun of anyone’s beliefs?
No. Our jokes are about socks, Wi-Fi and honking. Hell here is a property market, not a sermon.
What is a Purgatory Claim?
A free plot held under your name for 7 days. Share it, then make it permanent, or it goes back on the market.
What if someone takes my plot while I’m paying?
We hold it for 15 minutes. If payment lands after someone else moved in, we give you the nearest plot of the same type or better, and tell you by email.
Do I have to pay for torments?
No. Every plot comes with a full daily routine, assigned at random, for free. You pay only if you’d rather choose.
I lost my private link. Now what?
Enter the email you paid with on the Lost link page and we’ll send it again.
Can I put any name on my plot?
Any name that’s yours: a nickname, a first name, a title you’ve earned. No real people other than you, no insults, no links. Names that break the rules are hidden.
Is Satan Realty a real estate agency?
No. It’s a parody of one. It has no licence, no listings on Earth and no plans to get either.
Will Satan Realty ever send me a bill?
No. Satan Realty never asks for payment by email, letter or message. You only ever pay at checkout, when you choose to.
Still curious? Write to agent@plot-in-hell.com. We reply within 2 working days.